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Cincinnati, OH 45253


With a personality three times as tall as his physical stature, Andy brings sexy back to the NOTLP and provides the swagger. Impeccably dressed, and with his finger on the pulse of pop culture, Andy knows what's up. He is the man who brings you the salacious and satisfying "Porner" segment in which he dissects horror porn for your benefit. He is afraid of ghosts (rightfully so) but can't stop watching ghost movies.

Turn Ons: Putting people on blast, chocolate cake

Turn Offs: Being put on blast, being denied chocolate cake

Interesting Tidbit: He was once killed and then reanimated by an evil sorceress. He's over it though. So over it.


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