As a young urchin haunting the video store, Mike (the Chiz) gobbled up an unending buffet of genre films that turned him into a walking encyclopedia of horror, sci-fi, kung-fu and testosterone. He knows things about your favorite movie you didn't even know you wanted to know. A high priest of comic books, roleplaying games and anime, Mike will tell you why he liked it better when it was called...(add the title of an often ripped off classic movie here).
Turn Ons: Explosions, robots, puppets and their masters
Turn Offs: Hipsters, broken lawn chairs
Interesting Tidbit: Won the Grand Princess Prize at the "Little Miss Fancy Pants" pageant at the age of 19.